People has the thoughts that God is not fair. For instance, the other day I was enjoying my ice latte at Coffee Bean I saw a fast balding man with loads of fats and cash walking in with his superbly hot girlfriend after parking his new beemer 5 series, I wonder where is justice; is there no fairness? He has the cash and he has the girl too? Point of case 2, I know of a 17 year old prick who happens to get a spanking new Nissan GT-R(which happens to be the most fabulous car right now) for his birthday present by daddy. What has the boy done to get that car which also happens to cost a cool 700k?
Well if you doubt God(again depending on which God you subscribe to!) He will answer in a strange way. I believe the torrid time the man with a hot girl and a good car got during his childhood is hideous. More so if he happens to go to the same school I came from. Insults, jeering and discrimination must have rained down on him whenever he walk past any of the brats(which is normal) like me in school. So I reckon he grit his teeth, get down to work(study), get a good results and are now enjoying the fruits of his hard work. Jon was never an angel at school, dating, playing and fooling around it the main idea of secondary schooling. Though I’ve got a good stable job which I’m not ready to complain, I think God did the right thing. The fat bald man deserved it, while Jon got lucky with what he had. Then you might ask, what about that lucky brat who got the new Nissan GT-R?? Yes I’m envious coz the car(which is Japan’s national icon) happens to be in my radar and I assume 60% of guys worldwide would wet their pants at night imagining this car. But I also heard he crashed his spanking 700k car in the following week. He escape unscathed no doubt due to the car’s attribute but I can bet my house he is shaken if not shattered emotionally. So again God is fair, that now poor chap might not be able to enjoy driving fast ever again!
Which brings it nicely to the topic of the day; Lizzie! You see this friend of mine is what I would call a Perfect Mismatch coz God wasn’t being fair to us. She is tall, has exotic looks(albeit in a good elegant way), has curvy figure, has "assets" that would make girls turn green and turn guys into salivating machine and drool over her, quirky accent again in a good way and good skins although permanently tanned! If you’re following, then you will protest that it is then concluded that she is a dumb-arse bimbos. An LV is a must(which happens to be most ridiculous piece of tools a girl need-pricing wise), armani is the working dress and a pair of Jimmy Choo complete the package. God create girls or should I say; Hot girls with boobs and not brains. Usually they’ll need a rich fat bald man(ahahaha can’t help it mate!) to pay for their high style living standard and of course usually work in a crappy position. So God is fair to all 3.9 billions girls, if you have the boobs and looks you can almost certainly forget about the brains! In the interest of fairness, and to exclude the possibilities of being labelled a chuvanist, when I say Hot girls it doesn’t not mean beautiful girls. Yes we have alot of beauty with absolutely bright mind but Hot Girls category = super figure, exotic looks, look almost like Ronaldo(the thin one) gf. So in 100 Hot girls there is 99 with little or no brains, look at Paris and Victoria….and are only interested in branded super expensive stuffs.
So where does Liz fit in into this? Well for a starters, she is Hot which has been exhaustively explained above(albeit not in Ronaldo’s gf league!) but she doesn’t behave or act or in a fact think like one. She has a good paying job(which Liz consistently denied), she is a manager(nope, her boss is a lady boss so can rule the beauty route out!), she can eat hawker food(bless you), she is happy with an LG bag(oops, it is a GL-Guy Laroche??), she also happens to be smart and humorous(actually can joke a bit) and she’ll be happy with a ten dollar t-shirt that looks good; and she date an ordinary, plain Joe and last I checked he didn’t drive a merc not least a lambo! So it must been God has screwed up, HE has been unfair in creating this Perfect Mismatch mess. Liz is just wonderful(Joe-not his real name anyway; if you’re reading this, please drug and drag her to sign the contract, you know it’s worth it.
All in all this extra long winded piece is to celebrate my friendship with Lizzie and to know that once in a while God create some weirdos and it is good luck we meet them and some marry one! Good to know that this world still has some senses in it and love has triumphed over material gain….keep it up Liz!
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